PHOTOS: Panama Coconut Peeler Attempts Guinness World Record - WITH HIS TEETH

A man in Panama with indestructible teeth, astonishing jaws of steel and anawesome resemblance to Mr. T is gnawing his way toward a Guinness World Record.
At 64-years-old, Andres Gardin -- who chomps under the moniker "Coconut Peeler" -- is vying for immortality in the Guinness Book of World Records, with his ability to shuck 500 coconuts in six hours. He proved the feat last September, MSN reports.

He's been honing his peeling skills since he was 11 and says he has shredded more than 100,000 coconuts in his lifetime, AFP reports.
The master of the hairy fruit recently proved his skills on a disheveled basketball court in Panama after he peeled off a coconut's hardened skin in an impressive eight seconds.

"Peeling coconuts is not as easy as you all think," Gardin told a group of fans. "To peel coconuts, you've got to have jaw power. You've got to have teeth power," AFP reported.
While Guinness officials have yet to verify Gardin's record, he is determined to get world-reconigition for his feats of strength.

"I want to get in the Guinness Book, because I know that I have what it takes," he said.
His oral skills don't stop there. On May 10, Gardin, who drives a cab as his day-job, demonstrated his impressive dental strength to a crowd of onlookers in Rio Alejandro, about 85 km north of Panama City, when he dragged two cars by his teeth through a crowd of flabbergasted onlookers.

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Lagosians Spend Over N1bn On Parties Monthly –Govt

Lagos State Government says residents of the state spend over N1bn on parties and entertainment every month.
Commissioner for Local Government and Chieftaincy Affairs, Mr. Ademorin Kuye, said this on Thursday at the briefing of the ministry in Alausa, Ikeja.
He said the benefits of entertainment industry had not been fully utilised in Lagos and the country, adding that taxes that should accrue to the government were spent on social gatherings.
“There is merriment tax in the constitution; it’s part of the rate local governments can collect. We have not utilised the benefit of the entertainment industry in this state.
“Over N1bn is spent monthly in Lagos State on entertainment. We have the records to confirm this and these people, how many of them pay taxes? The money goes into drinks, wine, food and aso-ebi and nobody wants to pay anything to the government.”
Kuye said those clamoring for autonomy for local governments were not sincere but were only pushing for it to score political points.

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14-Year-Old Girl Killed By Her Boyfriend And Set On Fire Because He Thought She Was Pregnant

The family of the 14-year-old Brooklyn girl who was allegedly killed by her boyfriend and dumped on a beach blasted him this morning for cowardly slaying her after he thought she was pregnant.
Police had arrested Christian Ferdinand, 20, in Maine on Tuesday, where he had fled after he allegedly suffocated Shaniesha Forbes, 14, and burnt her body before dumping the remains at Gerritsen Beach.
“On the record, she wasn’t pregnant at all. As a 20-year-old man, that is something you could easily find out,” said her devastated cousin Kerry-Anne Thomas. “You had the courage and the balls to kill her and bring her body, and lay her on the beach. But you couldn’t go to the pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test to find out if it was actually true.”
Detectives yesterday drove Ferdinand back to the 63rd Precinct station house in Brooklyn, where he allegedly admitted to killing Forbes in January after coming to believe she was pregnant.
He was charged with second-degree murder, and has not been arraigned yet.
The victim’s weeping mother Sandra Price thanked the police for catching the killer, as did her grandmother Daisy Smith.
“I’m very grateful for the job that the two main detectives have done,” she said. “They did a wonderful job catching the killer and getting him for the street, and hopefully putting him away for life. That’s what I think he deserves.”
Smith said the family hadn’t been eating or sleeping since the girl’s death.
“I’m so happy they caught this guy who killed my granddaughter,” she said. “There was nothing we could do, only wait…Bring him justice.”
Sources said Ferdinand suffocated the aspiring nurse — who was, in fact, not pregnant — in his apartment.
He then kept her body in his home for a couple of days, sources said.
Finally, he allegedly put the corpse into a suitcase and brought it onto the beach, where he tried to get rid of it by setting it on fire.
Cops recovered the suitcase the killer used to transport Forbes’ body from his Maine hideout and also took floorboards from his former Brooklyn apartment, the sources said.
Relatives said never met Ferdinand, and was not sure how he met Forbes. Thomas speculated that they may have met through social media.
“Honestly there shouldn’t have been a relationship. He was a 20-year-old man and she was a 14-year-old child,” she said. “As an adult, which he is, he should have known it was inappropriate to have any type of a relationship with a 14-year-old.”
Forbes was a student at the Academy of Young Writers in East New York.
The family of the 14-year-old Brooklyn girl who was allegedly killed by her boyfriend and dumped on a beach blasted him this morning for cowardly slaying her after he thought she was pregnant.
Police had arrested Christian Ferdinand, 20, in Maine on Tuesday, where he had fled after he allegedly suffocated Shaniesha Forbes, 14, and burnt her body before dumping the remains at Gerritsen Beach.
“On the record, she wasn’t pregnant at all. As a 20-year-old man, that is something you could easily find out,” said her devastated cousin Kerry-Anne Thomas. “You had the courage and the balls to kill her and bring her body, and lay her on the beach. But you couldn’t go to the pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test to find out if it was actually true.”
Detectives yesterday drove Ferdinand back to the 63rd Precinct station house in Brooklyn, where he allegedly admitted to killing Forbes in January after coming to believe she was pregnant.
He was charged with second-degree murder, and has not been arraigned yet.
The victim’s weeping mother Sandra Price thanked the police for catching the killer, as did her grandmother Daisy Smith.
“I’m very grateful for the job that the two main detectives have done,” she said. “They did a wonderful job catching the killer and getting him for the street, and hopefully putting him away for life. That’s what I think he deserves.”
Smith said the family hadn’t been eating or sleeping since the girl’s death.
“I’m so happy they caught this guy who killed my granddaughter,” she said. “There was nothing we could do, only wait…Bring him justice.”
Sources said Ferdinand suffocated the aspiring nurse — who was, in fact, not pregnant — in his apartment.
He then kept her body in his home for a couple of days, sources said.
Finally, he allegedly put the corpse into a suitcase and brought it onto the beach, where he tried to get rid of it by setting it on fire.
Cops recovered the suitcase the killer used to transport Forbes’ body from his Maine hideout and also took floorboards from his former Brooklyn apartment, the sources said.
Relatives said never met Ferdinand, and was not sure how he met Forbes. Thomas speculated that they may have met through social media.
“Honestly there shouldn’t have been a relationship. He was a 20-year-old man and she was a 14-year-old child,” she said. “As an adult, which he is, he should have known it was inappropriate to have any type of a relationship with a 14-year-old.”
Forbes was a student at the Academy of Young Writers in East New York.

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OMG!! Man Accused Of Slashing His Sperm On Bus Passengers Heads During Masturbation

Jared Weston Walter, 26, is accused of playing with himself and ‘squirting man-juices’ on heads of TriMet bus passengers in Portland, Oregon, The Oregonian reported.
Walter allegedly gave a female passenger the special protein treatment at about 7 a.m. Tuesday, and authorities believe he did the same thing to at least two other women over the past three weeks.
“At the time of those first two reports, the victims were unsure as to what had transpired, and the seriousness of the offense was not understood,” wrote Sgt. Pete Simpson in a statement obtained by The Oregonian.
Walter has become known as the “TriMet barber” because in 2010, he was convicted of cutting off the hair of random bus passengers and spreading super glue on their heads. He was sentenced to 13 months in prison and two years of parole, according to KATU, and was just recently paroled.
Now he’s facing charges of sex abuse, harassment, disorderly conduct, public indecency and interfering with public transportation. According to KGW, he pleaded not guilty and will return to court in June.

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WICKEDNESS: Man Sewed His Daughter’s Lips Together, Puts Her Head In Boiling Water (Photo)

A young girl had her mouth stitched up with fishing cord as part of a sickening campaign of abuse carried out by her own dad, police said.
Xiao Li’s father, named only as Yang, allegedly dunked his 11-year-old daughter’s head in boiling water, pierced her skin with sewing needles and hung her upside down to beat her.
He also forced her to kneel on a floor covered in shards of broken glass.
The girl was found May 8, wandering alone and completely disoriented, on the streets of Shichang in China’s southwestern Guizhou Province.
Covered in scars, and with much of her hair missing, she was taken to hospital where authorities said the cost of her medical treatment would be waived, Sky News reports.
Yang was arrested and has reportedly confessed to his crimes.
He said he plunged his girl’s head into the boiling water to try and get rid of lice, reports China Daily.
The girl’s grandmother told reporters that Xiao Li’s parents left home for five years after she was born to find work.
She claims Yang also abused her and that she was powerless to stop it.
Government officials are now seeking guardians to take care of Xiao Li because her grandparents are too old.

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Kunle Afolayan’s Phoneswap To Screen In Tokyo

Award winning actor and movie director, Kunle Afolayan, has led the way for African cinema into Japan as he takes his latest blockbuster; Phone Swap to Tokyo, on the invitation of Cinema Africa. The movie will be screened during film festival that will also have Afolayan leading series of discussions on Nigeria’s movie industry.

Cinema Africa is a non-profit organization established in 2006 to develop understanding and appreciation of Africa in Japan through African films made by African filmmakers or producers.
The film festival billed to take place between May 18 -23, 2013, would screen Phone Swap May 17 and Figurine May 18 at the Auditorium Shibuya, Tokyo.
Reacting to the invitation Afolayan said “it is no doubt another groundbreaking opportunity to showcase and promote African cinemas to the Asian world. It will also afford many people to have a direct experience of cinemas in Africa, made by Africans, understand our stories as told by us.”
“Africa and Africans can no longer allow their stories to be told from Hollywood’s perspectives or other’s eyes. I hope the African and Nigerian communities in Japan would seize this opportunity to enjoy quality film and let’s celebrate a new beginning in African cinema,” he added.
In recognition of his contributions to Nollywood, the award winning filmmaker will be hosted to a dinner by the Nigerian High Commission in Tokyo on the day the festival opens.
The Cinema Africa holds 18-23 May and is supported by Japan’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

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31 Killed, 16 Injured By a Fallen Tree in Imo!!

Thirty one persons were killed in Imo State when a tree fell on them. The incident happened at the Ukwu Uko evening market at Umuejinwaoke Umudagu Village, Mbieri, Mbaitolu Local Government Area of Imo.
About 16 others sustained various injuries during the incident, which was caused by rainstorm on Thursday night.
A resident of the community, Nnaemeka Emenyonu, said that the tree fell on the affected persons around 8:00 p.m. He said the tree also destroyed the Village Hall.
"The big tree fell suddenly on 31 people, who died at the spot and injured 16 others. Those injured were taken to hospital. The victims include two sisters, who sell tomatoes. Honestly, this is a saddest event in the history of our community," he said.
The traditional ruler of the community, Godwin Duru, lamented that such a tragic incident had never occurred in the community.
"I do not know what to say. God, what can we call this? My people were destroyed within a twinkle of an eye. What a pity," he said.
The Police Public Relations Officer, Joy Elemoko, declined comment on the incident after several efforts to get the command’s reaction to the issue.

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Afro-Candy Wants Ogbodo, Cossy And Anita Joseph In “Soft P*rn Movie”

Controversial American based Nollywood actress, Judith Okpara Mazagwu popularly known as Afro-Candy who last week released the trailer of her soft-porn movie, “Destructive Instinct” has revealed her plans to star the likes of Uche Ogbodo, Cossy Ojiakor and Anita Joseph in her next soft-porn movie.
The actress dropped the bombshell on her facebook page. She called on Nollywood producers to follow her footsteps by venturing into the production of soft-porn movies for the African market.
According to her, “ I was planning to cast Uche Ogbodo in my next movie before she went public. I also have in mind to cast Cossy Ojiakor and Anita Joseph in my next production. You guys can copy me.”
“Destructive Instinct” which is currently greeted with mixed-reactions from fans featured the 41-year old mother of 2 completely nude in sexually explicit positions as she tries to make a daring impact on the industry.
Shortly after the release of the movie online, one of the major actors threatened fire and brimstone, as he has asked Afro-candy to either remove the trailer from the internet or have his scenes deleted.
Afro-Candy said, “the actor claimed he had been chased out of his home by his baby mama, and is threatening her to take them all down.”

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Why I Acted In The Soft-P*rn Movie 'Dirty Secrets' - Tonto Dikeh

controversial actress, Tonto Dikeh featured in a soft-smut movie called 'Dirty Secret', many tongues wagged. The actress was lambasted by many movie critics, who condemned the film and also Tonto for her role in the film.

In the said movie, Tonto Dikeh interpreted her role like someone, who is well grounded in the act she was acting in the film. She acted the role of a spoilt child, who sleeps with her father and her boyfriend.

Her father, played by Jibola Dabo, was a gynandrous, who also sleeps with his daughter's boyfriend played by Muna Obikwe. At a point in time, they all had a trio. Apart from the storyline, the three major acts played their roles like a smut movie.

But in a recent interview, Tonto revealed why she agreed to act in the film and interpreted it well. The Ikwere, Rivers State-born celebrated actress disclosed that she agreed to play the role because it was a true life story of a girl.

Tonto said she met with the person the storyline talked about. “Actually, that's a true life story,” she revealed. “I met the girl it happened to and that's why I agreed to do the movie,” she added.

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Bill Gates Retakes World’s Richest Title From Carlos Slim

Bill Gates became the world’s richest person today, the first time he has held the title since 2007. His fortune was valued at $72.7 billion at 4 p.m. in New York, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index.
Gates, 57, was more than $550 million ahead of Carlos Slim, who has a $72.1 billion net worth. The co-founder of Redmond, Washington-based Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) has seen his fortune climb about $10 billion this year. The software maker’s shares hit a five-year high today, and have advanced 28 percent year-to-date.
Slim’s fortune has dropped more than $2 billion this year as Mexico’s Congress passed a bill to quash the market dominance of the 73-year-old billionaire’s America Movil SAB.
“When they’re talking about reform in a country that’s generally poor, and the guy shows up No. 1 on the list — not a good thing,” said Greg Lesko, managing director at New York-based Deltec Asset Management LLC, which oversees $750 million and has an “underweight” position in Slim’s flagship company. “He’s had a pretty good monopoly situation in Mexico, and the Mexican cellphone user has been paying more than he should. We applaud it for the country.”
Earlier this month, a group of kazoo-playing protesters confronted Slim when he appeared at an event at the New York Public Library, denouncing him for overcharging consumers to enrich himself. He denies the accusation.
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The bill passed by Mexico’s Congress last month, which is backed by President Enrique Pena Nieto and is now before state legislatures, would allow regulators to break up phone companies with more than 50 percent of the market or force them to share their networks. America Movil (AMXL) has 70 percent of Mexico’s mobile-phone subscribers and 80 percent of the country’s landlines.
Gates’s fortune has also benefited from a rally in stock holdings that include the Canadian National Railway Co. and waste-collection company Republic Services Inc (RSG).
Most of Gates’s fortune is held through Cascade Investment LLC, a holding entity through which he owns stakes in more than a dozen publicly traded companies and several closely held operations, including Four Seasons hotels and Corbis Corp. Less than a quarter of Gates’s fortune is held in Microsoft. He’s donated $28 billion to the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
Bridgitt Arnold, a spokeswoman for Gates, didn’t immediately return a phone call seeking comment. Arturo Elias, Slim’s spokesman, didn’t immediately return phone and e-mail messages.

Source: Yahoo

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Mercy Aigbe Spotted with different colour of Hermes Birkins Handbags worth over N6m

The famous Birkin is a firm favourite among celebrities like Victoria Beckham (who owns a 100 all worth £1.5 Million), Kim Kardashian, Naomi Campbell and our very own Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, who has been spotted a few times with her black Birkin.
The cost of the Birkin bag Mercy is rocking starts from $14, ooo (that’s 2.1 Million Naira per bag), depending on the leather used, colour, hardware and size. Mercy has 3 Birkins which makes a total of $42,000 spent on her bags, that’s roughly 6.2 Million Naira, if they are real. If they are knock offs that’s a story for another day.

Apart from the fact the cost of the bag can be used as deposit on a mortgage for a very nice house, even with all your cash there is an 18 month waiting list for the luxury bag, yep even Kim K waits for her Birkin.

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GRAPHIC PHOTOS: Trailer Kills Okada Man And His Female Passenger

A terrible accident occurred yesterday around 5pm at Ijoju, Sango Ota, that left two people dead.
A trailer used in conveying sharp sand crushed an Okada man and his female passenger while they were trying to cross the road. The bodies were left there for a bit before it was removed.
Please be warned, graphic pictures...

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LASG Jails 120 Beggars, Ejects 1,708 Others

One hundred and twenty beggars and destitute have been convicted just as 1,708 of them were sent packing from Lagos State to their various states and countries by the government.
Special Adviser to the Governor on Youth and Social Development, Dr. Dolapo Badru, said this on Thursday during a press conference in Ikeja.
Reacting to the civil society organisations’s condemnation of the government’s clampdown on beggars, he said the present administration respected the rights of persons living with disabilities, adding that government would, however, not bend the law when such groups of persons fall foul of the law.
He said, “Nearly everyday when my men go on enforcement, this same set of people draw daggers and knives on my staff; they stab and bite them to evade arrest because they broke the law and when such a person is taken to court to be convicted, a person sits down in his air-conditioned office raining abuses on us for doing what is right.”
He noted that some of those convicted posed as beggars in the traffic to rob unsuspecting motorists. He vowed that government would not stop its clampdown on them until the trend was nipped in the bud.
He said the 1,708 beggars and destitute ejected from the state were either sent back to their states of origin, while foreigners among them were repatriated.
He said the rehabilitation office dealt with the issues of begging and destitution in the state and that in line with the government’s policy of ridding the streets of such persons, the office had consistently embarked on an aggressive raid of beggars, mentally challenged and the destitute from the streets, highways and bridges of Lagos.
Badru stated that the mode of getting this category of persons into the rehabilitation centres was by referrals from members of the public and rescue operations carried out by the Office of Youth and Social Development.
He said, “In the last one year, a total number of 3,114 beggars, destitute persons and mentally challenged were rescued in day and night operations.
“No fewer than 2,695 were taken to the Rehabilitation and Training Centre, Owutu, Ikorodu, where government has provided facilities to help in turning their lives around.
“Forty-eight children and toddlers were transferred to the Child Protection Unit; another 48 street children, cleaning windscreens at intersections, were rescued and transferred to the Special Correctional Centre for Boys, Oregun; eight were transferred to the Child Transit Home, Idi Araba, while 315 Persons (203 male and 54 female) suspected to be criminals were handed over to the task force for prosecution.”

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Judge Sentences Rapist To 252 Years In Prison

Tears rolled down his face the minute he was locked up in the police cells. This time he knew it was for life.
No more would Shepherd Moyo be allowed to terrorise northern Joburg residents. On Wednesday, the Lonehill and Paulshof robber and rapist was sentenced by the Johannesburg High Court to multiple life terms.
Investigating officer Tony Rakoma had a triumphant smile on his face. His job was finally done. None of the witnesses who testified came to court for the sentencing, but Rakoma had sent them text messages about the verdict.
“They were all so happy and relieved. They finally got their closure and can now move on with their lives. It was a job well done,” he said.
Moyo, who was nicknamed “Axeman”, would rob his victims in the early hours – usually between 2am and 4am. After ransacking their houses, he would have some water and would either lock the occupants in their bathrooms or bedrooms.
In some instances, he would rape the victims. Most of the items he would take from the homes were valued at thousands of rand. His crime spree dates back to 2004, with incidents also in 2008, 2010 and 2011.
“The worst in my view is that he attacked and raped the victims in the sanctity of their own homes where they thought they were safe,” said Judge Mathilda Masipa in sentencing him.
She was especially aggrieved by the fact that Moyo would not only force himself on them, but would also strip them of their dignity and ensure the rapes were not traced back to him.
In one of the rapes, he used a condom and flushed it down the toilet. In another, he ejaculated on the carpet and wiped himself with a towel, which he got rid of.
Judge Masipa said his three rape victims never recovered from the trauma and became emotional wrecks. She firmly believed all the offences were carefully planned and executed. The judge said it was inconceivable that someone who was working alone would pick the victims out at random, and she was convinced he had studied the potential victims.
Moyo would always take his time during the robberies and never hurry, as if he knew no one would come to the rescue of the victims.
“His brazen conduct sent a chilly message to residents that no degree of security would deter criminals,” said Judge Masipa.
The 63-year-old man he repeatedly stabbed during a robbery now lives as a prisoner in his own home.
“What weighs with me very heavily is that the accused showed no remorse, therefore it is difficult to imagine he can be rehabilitated.”
The judge said it was clear from the evidence that Moyo was a detriment to society.
Last week, she found him guilty on 11 counts of housebreaking and robbery, three of rape and one of attempted murder. Six robbery charges were withdrawn as witnesses could not be traced. On Wednesday, Moyo got 15 years for each of the 11 counts of robbery, 12 years for attempted murder, and life sentences for all three rape charges – a total of 252 years.
The attempted murder and robbery sentences will run concurrently with the three life sentences. “The effective sentence therefore is life imprisonment,” the judge said

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PHOTO: Mo'Nique's Dramatic 82 Pound Weight Loss

Mo’Nique, the award winning comedian, actor, and talk show host looks STUNNING after losing 82 pounds! See how she did it below!

Mo’Nique, 45, has been sharing her determination to stay healthy and get in shape with fans on twitter, and she has certainly succeeded. Although Mo’Nique looked beautiful in a black sequin dress on the red carpet at the BET awards in 2004, she looks even more incredible in 2013. While such a dramatic weight loss is not an easy task, Mo’Nique has proved just how much dedication pays off, and the result is enough to make your jaw drop!

Mo’Nique takes to Twitter every day to post some of her daily workouts, and many times she includes pictures that show her weight loss journey. Often, Mo’Nique informs her readers about how many steps she takes a day or how many sit-ups she completes, and she continuously encourages readers to embark on a journey to a healthy lifestyle of their own.

On April 18 she tweeted, “take care of your health. Mental, physical, and spiritual. Like your LIFE DEPENDS ON IT,” and followed up on April 23, explaining, “new challenge. 50 sit-ups every night for 30 days. 1 glass of juice per day the rest all water. Try to get a pedometor, 10,000 steps a day.” With these simple exercises and a lot of support, Mo’Nique’s weight loss has been an inspiring one, and by posting her daily messages, she continues to inspire others more and more.

We are so proud of Mo’Nique’s weight loss and think she looks gorgeous in her new slim body! What do you think?

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I'm Not Dating Dammy Krane - Yvonne Nelson Tweets

his morning, 27 year old Ghollywood sensation Yvonne Nelson took to social networking site Twitter to deny ongoing media reports that she is dating Nigerian pop star Dammy Krane.

She says “So just because he mentions my name in a song, that means, I’m dating him?? #weak LOGIC you can do better than that…Lol.” The rumour allegedly started when Dammy Krane recorded a song about her titled – Really Love You (Yvonne Nelson). 

The House of Gold star followed up with another tweet “Its like peeps wake up in the morning, guessing and deciding who Yvonne Nelson is dating….. absurd”.

This will not be the first time Yvonne has been linked to a Nigerian music star. In 2012, she was rumoured to be dating Kukere master Iyanya (In his song Ur Waist, he mentioned Yvonne) and in February 2013, reports of sparks flying between her and Ice Prince surfaced while shooting her third movie – House of Gold in Ghana.

Dammy Krane is yet to comment on the issue.

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(PHOTO+Video) Madness: Girls stri*ped Unclad And Flogged In Strange Graduation Party In Kogi

  
This will have to be one of the weirdest and strangest graduation party that has taken place in Nigeria.
Graduands in Kogi state University are literally stri*ped, flogged, dragged on bare floor, and bathed with dirtiest and most stinking waste water that was saved for the party by guys and babes in the name of celebration.

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Rihanna Caught Getting séxual With Another Girl At A Club (SEE PHOTOS)

 A recent photos/report by MediaTakeOut unvieled a bunch of photos showing star singer, Rihanna having a very good time with her girls.. 

Seems like a bit of innocent fun until the singer decided the get ráunchy with it. 

See photos below:

These photos just seemed to fuel the rumors that Rihanna could be considering becoming a lésbian.

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Actor Emeka Ossai buys wife 2011 Honda Crosstour

Nollywood actor Emeka Ossai surprised his wife and mother of his twins, Jumai Ossai, with a 2011 Honda Crosstour worth over N5million on Thursday May 9th. Emeka bought the car for Jumai as thank you for giving him twins after years of waiting for children 

    

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PHOTO: See The 20 Worst Celebrity Self Photos Ever [A Must Look]

STARS feed off attention like the rest of us thrive on oxygen.

So it's no wonder that the celebrity 'selfie' has become a force of nature.

Gurning, giggling or posing with owls, the big names love to take their own picture and then share it with the world.

But some shots are sexier than others...

Join us now as we take you through 20 of the worst ever celeb self-portraits on Twitter and Instagram.

1) Kim's sunburn

Kim Kardashian yet again shows her burning ambition to stay famous with this Twitter snap.

Stock up on the factor 30 next time, KK.

2) Justin's park life

Justin was clearly hoping to show once and for all that he's a GROWN-UP with this beer-toting shot.

Instead, he looks like a young scally bunking off school to get boxed on Tesco Value tinnies in the park.

3) Demi's back

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Nope, we don't get it either. Demi Moore flaunts a bony shoulder and a nice basin in this shot.

Bring back the bikini snaps, D!

4) Amanda's cry for help

Remember Amanda Bynes from goofy teen flick She's The Man? This is apparently her.

Yep, we're pretty shocked too.

5) Madonna's cocktail face

We have now come full circle - Lady Gaga found fame by copying Madonna and now Madge makes a last-gasp effort to look like Gaga.

Clearly in need of 40 winks and a better underwire, the Material Girl does not give good selfie.

6) Oprah's bouquet

Who doesn't love a hydrangea, eh?

But there is still something bonkers about Oprah Winfrey's decision to give them centre stage in this selfie.

7) Kanye's tough call

Kanye is, like, such an inscrutable star even when dialling for a pizza.

Nice one, tough guy.

8) Brooklyn's derp face

Showing the supreme confidence of a beautiful woman, Brooklyn Decker pulls her 'ugliest' face possible for the camera.

Guess she'll take the haters' comments on the chin(s).

9) Hilary's baby

Clearly not ready for his close-up, Hilary Duff's son Luca shows his disgust for the selfie trend.

Good lad.

10) James's strip tease

James Franco clearly understands that one must suffer to be beautiful.

We assume these are pore-cleansing strips from Boots, no?

11) Niall's sleeping mate

Nothing says friendship like taking a sneaky shot of your mate asleep - and then sharing it with 11million people.

Irish TV presenter Eoghan McDermott must have been chuffed to bits with 1D's Niall Horan.

12) Ricky's moobs

Ricky Gervais looks suddy awful in this faux-sexy bathtime snap.

A soap star he ain't - but he did give us a laugh.

13) Kim's feet

Ouch! It's not just Kim Kardashian's head that's swollen these days.

The pregnant star showed off her feet on Twitter last week with the caption: “Swollen feet or a new Givenchy tattoo?"

Someone give this woman a pair of Converse pronto.

14) Lindsay's arm workout

1) Fumble with iPhone

2) Hold pooch aloft with one hand

3) Pull a duckface

4) Snap the hell out of yourself!

Result? Blurry weirdness.

15) Rihanna's swearfest

Proving once again that only the coolest people eff and jeff, Ri-Ri sports sweary(ish) clothing for a snap.

When I grow up, I want to be just like her.

16) Miley's horseplay

Nothing says Hollywood A-list like a horse-faced onesie, eh?

Engaged star Cyrus captioned these shots: "It's a onezie PARTY (of one)"

Where's your groom, love?

17) Lady Gaga's prayers

It's very nice that Gaga prayed for the victims of the Brazilian nightclub fire.

But we probably didn't need to see her sans warpaint doing so.

18) Katie's wake-up call

If locks could kill, eh!

Katie Price shows she's due a trip to the salon in this staggering Twitter snap.

19) Chris' wacky baccy

Any fool can smoke a joint in Amsterdam - but it takes a real class act like Chris Brown to smoke three.

Proof - if more were needed - that this man is an idiot.

20) Cara's owler

Not content with being a looker, Cara Delevingne insists we think she's kerazy fun too.

She tweeted: "I am Dr Do-owlittle... Look into my owls!!"

Sigh.

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